This Must Be Recorded for Posterity

Those last few posts were a tad heavy, so I thought I'd share this great conversation I had last night. I was talking to a random girl on Twitter very briefly and the end of our conversation went like this:

Friend: I am, indeed, a night owl, but unfortunately I have to get up at 5 fucking 30 am so I am going to sleep.
Me: Cool. And I agree that all hours before 9am ought to be punctuated by "fucking" instead of ":"
Me: (a minute later) ... omg I just realized what a horrible double entendre I just made.

That's me. Smooth like sandpaper.